Parody: Romeo & Juliet Internet Version
    
    From: Paul Cooper via Stan Kegal
    
    Romeo and Juliet
    Internet Version
    
      --------------------- Act 1 -----------------------
    
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    Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat?
    Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou?
    Romeo:  Outside yr window.
    Juliet: Stalker!
    Romeo:  Had 2 come. feeling jiggy.
    Juliet: B careful. My family h8 u.
    Romeo:  Tell me about it. What about u?
    Juliet: 'm up for marriage f u are.. Is tht a bit fwd?
    Romeo:  No. Yes. No. Oh, dsnt mat-r,  2moro @ 9?
    Juliet: Luv U xxxx
    Romeo:  CU then xxxx
    
    --------------------- Act 2 -----------------------
    
    Friar:  Do u?
    Juliet: I do
    Romeo:  I do
    
    --------------------- Act 3 -----------------------
    
    Juliet: Come bck 2 bed. It's the nightingale not the lark.
    Romeo:  OK
    Juliet: !!! I ws wrong !!!. It's the lark. U gotta go. Or die.
    Romeo:  Damn. I shouldn't hv wasted Tybalt & gt banished.
    Juliet: When CU again?
    Romeo:  Soon. Promise. Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu.
    Juliet: Miss u big time.
    
    --------------------- Act 4 -----------------------
    
    Nurse:  Yr mum says u have 2 marry Paris!!
    Juliet: No way. Yuk yuk yuk.  n-e-way, am mard 2 Rom.
    
    --------------------- Act 5 -----------------------
    
    Friar:  Really? O no. U wl have 2 take potion that makes u look ded.
    Juliet: Gr8.
    
    --------------------- Act 6 -----------------------
    
    Romeo:  J-why r u not returning my texts?
    Romeo:  RUOK? Am abroad but phone still works.
    Romeo:  TEXT ME!
    Batty:  Bad news. J dead. Sorry m8.
    
    --------------------- Act 7 -----------------------
    
    Romeo:  J-wish u wr able 2 read this...am now poisoning & and climbing
    in yr grave. LUV U Ju xxxx
    
    --------------------- Act 8 -----------------------
    
    Juliet: R-got yr text! Am alive! Ws faking it! Whr RU? Oh...
    Friar:  Vry bad situation.
    Juliet: Nightmare. LUVU2. Always. Dagger.
    Ow!!!
    
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