Parody: Romeo & Juliet Internet Version

From: Paul Cooper via Stan Kegal

Romeo and Juliet
Internet Version

  --------------------- Act 1 -----------------------

Login:
Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat?
Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou?
Romeo:  Outside yr window.
Juliet: Stalker!
Romeo:  Had 2 come. feeling jiggy.
Juliet: B careful. My family h8 u.
Romeo:  Tell me about it. What about u?
Juliet: 'm up for marriage f u are.. Is tht a bit fwd?
Romeo:  No. Yes. No. Oh, dsnt mat-r,  2moro @ 9?
Juliet: Luv U xxxx
Romeo:  CU then xxxx

--------------------- Act 2 -----------------------

Friar:  Do u?
Juliet: I do
Romeo:  I do

--------------------- Act 3 -----------------------

Juliet: Come bck 2 bed. It's the nightingale not the lark.
Romeo:  OK
Juliet: !!! I ws wrong !!!. It's the lark. U gotta go. Or die.
Romeo:  Damn. I shouldn't hv wasted Tybalt & gt banished.
Juliet: When CU again?
Romeo:  Soon. Promise. Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu.
Juliet: Miss u big time.

--------------------- Act 4 -----------------------

Nurse:  Yr mum says u have 2 marry Paris!!
Juliet: No way. Yuk yuk yuk.  n-e-way, am mard 2 Rom.

--------------------- Act 5 -----------------------

Friar:  Really? O no. U wl have 2 take potion that makes u look ded.
Juliet: Gr8.

--------------------- Act 6 -----------------------

Romeo:  J-why r u not returning my texts?
Romeo:  RUOK? Am abroad but phone still works.
Romeo:  TEXT ME!
Batty:  Bad news. J dead. Sorry m8.

--------------------- Act 7 -----------------------

Romeo:  J-wish u wr able 2 read this...am now poisoning & and climbing
in yr grave. LUV U Ju xxxx

--------------------- Act 8 -----------------------

Juliet: R-got yr text! Am alive! Ws faking it! Whr RU? Oh...
Friar:  Vry bad situation.
Juliet: Nightmare. LUVU2. Always. Dagger.
Ow!!!

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